February 2012
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No One Man Should Have That Much Lube
Friend: Since you're throwing all this money around, maybe you'd be interested in investing in this? http://www.amazon.com/Passion-Natural-Water-Based-Lubricant-Gallon/dp/B007BYMH36/ref=sr_1_5?ie=UTF8&qid=1329964019&sr=8-5 (It's a 522 lb, 55 gallon DRUM of lube for sale on Amazon.com for $2,000. Go ahead. C/P the link. It's worth it.)
Me: WTF How much buttsex do you need to have to warrant buying that?!
Friend: You can buy anything on Amazon. All of the buttsex.
Me: loooool Omg the description!!!
Friend: But storing it...you'd need like a "lube closet".
Me: LOL Yes, yes you would
Friend: Or better yet, rig it to your plumbing and have a lube faucet
Me: LOOOL OMG dying *WHEEEEZE* XD
Friend: Look at it this way, you'll never need to buy lube again.
Me: Or would you? idk. It depends on what you do in your spare time.
Friend: I mean, damn.
Me: Just sayin'.
Friend: Saying what? Buttsex?
Me: Yes. Lots of it. Enough to warrant that.
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coelasquid:
oldmanyellsatcloud replied to your post: I don’t know why people are getting it in their…
I haven’t actually seen anyone seriously adopt that extreme of a position, but you might be on more DA specific sites than I am.
Forbes - The Changing Face of Games: Feeling Angry and Ignored, Fans Look for Someone to Blame
Gamespot - The Dangers of Gamer Entitlement
FemPop - Creepy Internet...
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{Rant} Dear hentai/porn artists,
Penises do not distend the belly. They are not those little alien body cavity inhabiting creatures from Alien that threaten to burst through your skin. That shit is gross. If a dude’s penis did that to my junk and practically rearranged and pushed aside my organs to push my uterus out as if to skewer it, I would freak the fuck out, not moan and beg for more.
So please, stop drawing that...
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starfish*butthole: sketchs n' whatnot: rambeltilx:... →
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beastlyart:
teddy-monster reblogged your link: [Trigger Warning: Abuse] A cautionary tale for Chris Brown fans (and Michael Fassbender fans, and Sean Penn fans, and Eminem fans…)
Whoa, wait… why is Michael Fassbender a trigger warning for abuse? Did I miss…
That Fassbender case was thrown out. His ex has a history of making abuse stories up and she tried a...
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beastlyart:
teddy-monster reblogged your link: [Trigger Warning: Abuse] A cautionary tale for Chris Brown fans (and Michael Fassbender fans, and Sean Penn fans, and Eminem fans…)
Whoa, wait… why is Michael Fassbender a trigger warning for abuse? Did I miss something somewhere?
I had to go look that up too, this is what I found:
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especiallygoodfinder:
GUIZE IF YOU EVER WANT TO OPEN A PORTAL OF HELL
PUT A NOKIA CELLPHONE IN THE MICROWAVE.
Watch this, Orlando!!
WHAT DID I JUST WATCH.
WHAT DID I. JUST WATCH.
It’s baaaack
KILL IT WITH FIRE AND AIDS!!!!
Dear Mother of God!!
I love it that...
Why Do Cats Purr?
fakescience:
saetian-boogers asked: ; A ; I have a question, whose that Nokkish, and what series is he from!?
Anonymous asked: Man I really hope you don't mind me reblogging your WIPs. They're just SO GOOD ;_; I can't help it. And I can't wait to see the finished product!
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bliindprophet replied to your post: Rewatching the Harry Potter series on ABC family…
You mean Ginny?
Yes, thanks. Derp XD Ginny. She was the one character whose interpretation was just…so terribly off. The whole romance with her and Harry was really uninspired and luke warm, at best.
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Rewatching the Harry Potter series on ABC family makes me realize that I HATE the actress that plays Ginny in the movies. Or rather I hate her portrayal of the character. She should have been a tenacious, fiery girl, but she’s rather bleh and boring. There isn’t even much relationship development between them :/
Also, Walking Dead was crazy go nuts awesome tonight. I am glad it comes...
Anonymous asked: Rimming is one of those things that is always amazing to see in drawings or even in RL porn, but I imagine presents a lot of problems IRL because... fairly self-explanatory. Which is sad. It's fucking hot to see.
Anonymous asked: Talia + Rimming? YYEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS. YYYYYYYES. FUCK, YES. YES, YES, YES, YES AND MORE FUCKING YES. FUCK!
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terrablast asked: *Poke* with your amazing art skills I'm sure if you reopened commissions it'd be like BANG new tablet bought kinda dealio. :3
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In which Tali is sad about a very good thing
Sorry for the lack of art, my lovelies. I just haven’t had much art mojo lately. Well, to be precise finished-art mojo lately. I’ve started several things but just can’t seem to complete anything or find the drive to work on it. Which is a bummer, but attributed to my stress and worries.
I resigned from my job today. To take on a new, exciting (better paying) position with...
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I miss the days when my usual internet search was “Final Fantasy yaoi” or “watch Sailor Moon free” and I my most pressing concern was what was available in the fridge for lunch.
Today it’s things like “average graphic designer salary” and “negotiating job offer salary” and “salary calculator”, all while I stare at my phone, waiting...
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